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Am gasit o intamplare amuzanta si am s-o astern aici, iar pentru cine nu stie engleza, am sa incerc sa va si traduc, dupa cum ma pricep.

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. An award should go to the United
Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while
making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably
deserved to fly as cargo.

S-a intamplat pe aeroportul din New York si e amuzant. O recompensa ar trebui primita de angajata de la "porti", care a dat dovada de inteligenta, stapanire de sine si fin simt al umorului in in disputa cu un individ care ar fi meritat sa calatoreasca mai degraba la... bagaje!

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A
single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Din cauza aglomeratiei, compania a cancelat zborul. La ghiseu, o singura angajata inceraca din rasputeri sa re-planifice zborul fiecarui calator, bineinteles nemultumit de situatie.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

Dintr-o data, un pasager foarte nervos, iese din rand si isi face loc pana la ghiseu, unde isi impinge biletul catre angajata, spunand: "Eu voi fi in ACEST zbor, si chiar la clasa I !!!"

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try
to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm
sure we'll be able to work something out."

Angajata raspunde: "Imi pare rau, domnule! Va voi ajuta cu placere, dupa ce ii voi ajuta pe cei din fata dumneavoastra. Sunt convinsa ca voi gasi o cale sa rezolvam problema!"

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Pasagerul nu fu impresionat de vorbele ei. O intreba tare, astfel incat sa auda si ceilalti pasageri din spate: "TU AI IDEE CINE SUNT EU?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

Fara ezitare, femeia zambi si isi trase microfonul, vorbind clar ca sa se inteleaga in tot terminalul: "Putina atentie, va rugam! Avem aici la poarta 14 un pasager care nu stie cine este. Daca cineva il poate ajuta sa-si gaseasca identitatea, sa vina la poata 14, va rugam!"

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"

Cu lumea din spate razand in hohote, individul urla printre dinti: "Sa te... !"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Fara sa clipeasca, femeia zambi si zise: "Imi pare rau, domnule, dar si pentru asta, trebuie sa stati la rand!"