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Este și o glumă care circulă pe net sub numele de "Husband Store" :

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!)

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.


The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

@Dragos, la New York s-a deschis un Magazin de soti, de unde femeile pot sa-si aleaga un sot.
La intrare sunt scrise cateva instructiuni:
Magazinul poate fi vizitat doar o singura data! Are 6 etaje iar valoarea „produselor” creste pe masura ce se urca la etajul urmator.
Cumparatoarea isi poate alege orice „produs” de la un etaj sau poate alege sa mearga la etajul urmator dar nu se poate intoarce inapoi.

La etajul 1 – Barbati cu joburi
O tipa, intrigata oarecum, nu alege pe niciunul de aici si merge mai sus

La etajul 2 – Barbati cu joburi si carora le plac copiii
Dragut, se gandeste femeia, dar eu vreau ceva mai mult. Merge mai sus.

La etajul 3 –Barbati cu joburi, carora le plac copiii si foarte atragatori
Wow! se gandeste femeia, dar ceva ii spune sa nu se opreasca aici.

La etajul 4 – Barbati cu joburi, le plac copiii, arata „beton” si ajuta la treburile casei.
De necrezut, isi zice femeia, aici e de mine! Cu toate astea, nu-si alege niciun sot nici de aici, ci merge la urmatorul etaj.

La etajul 5 –Barbati cu joburi, le plac copiii, sunt exemplare masculine superbe, ajuta la treburile casei si au si ceva inclinatii catre romantism.
Tentata sa-si alega pe cineva de aici, femeia, totusi nu se multumeste si urca la ultmul etaj.

La etajul 6 - Pe usa de la intrare scrie:
Sunteti vizitatorul nr. 31.456.012 al acestui pavilion. La acest etaj nu sunt barbati. Singura ratiune pentru care a fost creat acest etaj este de a arata ca e imposibil sa multumesti femeile.
Va multumim ca ati vizitat Magazinul de soti !

Nota:
Pentru a nu fi acuzat de discriminare, patronul „Magazinului de soti” a deschis vizavi si un „Magazin de sotii”.

La etajul 1 – sotii carora le place sexul
La etajul 2 - sotii carora le place sexul, au bani si le place berea
Etajul 3, 4, 5 si 6 n-au fost niciodata vizitate. :))))